Holy son of a flower.

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We all are dead quiet, like flowey already got us.

"F-flowey the... flower?" I stutter.

"Why, yes! I am flowey the flower! How did I get so popular up there?

I saw it all over Shadows face. She was going to tell  flowey that he was one of the most hated yellow villains anyone could think of and also, he lived in an awesome videogame that was played by her brothers and me. And her, of course.

"Why, aren't you smart humans!" Flowey cheerfully says. "want some lv? You get it by collecting friendliness pellets!"

We all shook our heads dramatically in fear.

"So... You HAVE heard of me!" He says. "Or at least this world, because in THIS world, its KILL OR BE KILLED!!!"

Despite all of my training for the overworld, I scream. Flowey laughs like a madman. Or a mad flower, because, y'know, yeah.

Flame takes on team instinct and draws his knife to 'protect us' (look manly and impress me.) Shadow groans and gets into a fighting stance. Bolt just shakes his head. I don't do anything. I know Toriel will be here any second, and I'm a pacifist, don't kill and don't be killed, unless your loved ones are in danger, then just threaten and poke people with sticks. If I HAD to kill Flowey to save the ones I love, I would, but in three, two, one...

Swa-bam!!!!

"Oh! Children! Are you all right? That awful flower didn't harm you, did he?"

"No, we're fine!" I say to Toriel. Then, pretending I don't know her, "Who are you?"

"Forgive me" Toriel states, straightening her long purple robes, the same color as my shirt. "I am Toriel, guardian of the ruins, I invite you to my humble home. We haven't had anyone new around here in a long time..."

We follow Toriel, even though we pretty much know the way. Down long hallways, past crumbling pillars, until we reach her humble home.

"Butterscotch or cinnamon?" she asks.

"We don't care." all four of us say at once "we like both."

She seemed concerned that we talk at the same time, but she just walked off to make us pie.

"Oh, the universe is holy..." Flame manages to stutter.

"We're in freaking undertale..." Bolt mumbles.

"This is  SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shadow yells.

"Wait..." I say "How did we get here?"

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