Can I live in undertale?

The game.

"Oh mi god o mi god omigawd... Sans... stop killing me... papyrus... how could I have killed him?" Shadow groans at the screen. I roll my eyes at her. She wanted genocide, now she has to live with it.

"Need some help? My last genocide run was a success." Flame calls from the kitchen.

"How do you guys even play genocide? I tried, but I couldn't kill a single monster. I went true pacifist... AGAIN..." I say.

"Beam." Bolt says, "You are too precious for this world. So I made you a new one!" Bolt is always updating his virtual reality machine. It never works.

Five minutes later we are all hooked up to the virtual reality ready to be blasted into Naruto. We knew it wasn't going to work, but Bolt wouldn't have it.

"okay..." Bolt mumbles to himself "just a few more adjustments..."

"Ah, oh. Eh. No! Eat dirt you... you... CLOD!!!" Shadow yells at her phone. (Steven universe fan over here...) "Beam, people are being rude again... and again..."

I sigh. I hate this world and almost everything in it. I hope it burns.

I hear a sharp blah-dump and Bolt says "uh... oops" the machine quivers and shakes and rumbles and...

BANG!!!!!!!!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAre we alive?" Shadow asks.

"Probably not" Flame says. "That was a pretty big crash. We've either been asleep for a few hours, or we found our way to Satan. Ain't no heaven ever gonna be this dark with a light that bright up above."

Flame is a tall figure with brown hair and playful brown eyes. He has a sharp jawline and an even sharper chiseled abdomen. He and his twin sister, Shadow, usually get along.

"Well." Bolt says, running a hand through his blond hair "my machine might've killed us. I failed  at life. And I'm the smartest person alive."

Its true. By the time he was ten, he spoke English, Spanish, French, Russian, and Italian, and is now working on getting into college before he turns twelve. He's off to a great start. No one understands him half the time. Two years younger than Flame and Shadow, his older siblings, He out nerds me, the 'smart' one. I'm only thirteen! I don't know what 'superannuated' means!

I'm the oddball. Flame, Shadow and Bolt are brothers and sister, and I'm just here because I look exactly like Shadow except Shadow has blue eyes and carries herself like the top dog. She is. Her punches make grown men cry.

"howdy!!" I hear. "?" I think. All I see is a sun... flower... oh my holy son of a is that...?!

"howdy!!" the sunflower yells "I'm flowey!!"