[ might as well make a fucking haikyuu!! headcanon book ]
[ holy shit thats not a bad idea ]
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akaashi keiji can make a flawless turkey gobble impression. it sounds so fucking legit, when hes bored he just goes "gobble gobble" in public and people turn their heads like "dafaqq???". and akaashi just laughs.
one time he did it in the middle of practice.
the guys raised their heads in wonder and got over it in 3 seconds, but bokuto just wouldnt let it go. bokuto legit stopped practicing and scoured the entire fucking school to find the "turkey".
"bokuto-san please go back to practice"
"akAAshi you dont get it. i have to find the turkey"
"there is no turkey-"
"i heard it with my own two ears"
akaashi would have laughed about it. if bokuto hadnt dragged him around the ENTIRE FUCKING SCHOOL to find the "turkey".
"see bokuto-san there is no turkey"
"no akAAshi. it must have run away"
- Acnologia_Slayer
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