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haikyuu boys + their swearing habits.

goddamnit me. i love haikyuu a lot ok. ok these are purely headcanons and i had a lot of fun coming up with this shit xDD

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| daichi sawamura 

- prlly used to cuss when he was a first-year and then grew out of it

 | sugawara koushi

- innocent child

- hasnt even considered swearing he thinks its pointless

- doesnt really care that the other boys swear bc he understands that theyre teenage highschool boys and its probably just a phase

-#thecoolmomthatletsyouswear

 | asahi azumane 

- even more innocent that suga

- prlly only says "stupid" and "idiot"

- he feels bad when he swears

- asahi is a large smol he needs to be protected [ asahi deserves more love my god ]

| tanaka ryunosuke

- oh sweet jesus dont get me started 

- "sailor's mouth" is a HUGE FUCKING UNDERSTATEMENT

- he swears all the fucking time and he knows every word in the book ; basically hes a fucking dictionary he even knows the meaning and all that shit

- favorite swear word : "shit" "shitty"

| nishinoya yuu

- he may look like an innocent smol but do not be fooled

- he was the goddamn reason tanaka began swearing

- is actually tamer than tanaka

- brags to hinata about how " the pupil [ tanaka ] has surpassed the teacher [ nishinoya ]" even tho profanity is a pointless skill

| tadashi yamaguchi

- says "what the heck" and "freaking"

- even then he only says those words around people hes comfortable with [ a.k.a tsukki ]

- he tried to say "fuck" once but he felt so impure afterwards he almost cried and he didnt get over it for like three days

| tsukishima kei

- moderate swearing

- usually only curses when hes alone

- has taken a liking to "asshole"