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my terribel sense of humoor

[ gonna make fun of the dialovers boys im sorry if this offends any of you i know my jokes r terribel and my sense of humour must be slaughterted - sakamaki boys are up first!! ]

ya know, if subaru were to open up a mexican shop [ because tsundere bby wants to try new things ] i bet he would name his mexican shop "SUBAR-itto" goddamnit im not even gonna explain id feel bad

and then ayato would have a little side shop next to it called "TACO-yaki"

** insert forced laughter at the cringy as hell jokes **

i can practically you guys pointing guns to your heads as you read this - this cringy bullshit. anyway moving on! :D

y'know that thing you wear for your feet? a SHU(U).

yeah

and you know dishonesty is a very bad thing - so don't you dare LAITO [ lie to ] me. i know these jokes are terrible af dont lie.

yes

my jokes are very o-REIJI-nal ( credits to Slytherin for that one :D )

and now im going to end this segment w/ a question: KANATO-w truck still be called a tow truck if it's being towed? [ more forced laughter ]

[ and the mukamis ]

you know the thing you call a person if they're still new to the job? a RUKI [ rookie ]

and - and you know what a caterpillar stays in while its metamorphesizing? a KOU-coon [ again creds to Slytherin] yeah i know 'what the hell i no respect u no more'

and you know those strict-ass teachers that go: "YUMA-st pass your output in fifteen minutes." yeah - i hate those teachers who believe we are capable of things when really...WE ARENT

and

and

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godDAMNIT I HAVE NOTHING FOR AZUSA IMMA GO CRY NOW BUH-BYE TIME TO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE WHOOP-DE-DIDDLY-FOOKIN-DO~!!

~ Acnologia_Slayer

im sorry guys i know that was terrible