It seems that Lizzie, and her Phil,
Are not quite well,
In fact, they're ill.
It seems a cold has brought them low,
To Sandringham they cannot go.
All the Queen's horses,
And all the Duke's men,
Clearly aren't able,
To lift them again.
Such a shame!
The doctors are frantic,
And all in a tizzy,
Paracetomol won't do,
For our Phil
And his Lizzy.
But please,
Worry not,
At this tragic event,
For a turkey from Harrods
Will have to be sent.
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Owain Glyn
A/N It is all across the national news that the Queen and Prince Phillip have had to delay their planned Christmas trip to Sandringham due to them having contracted heavy colds. I do hope the same doesn't happen to the thousands of children looking forward to spending Christmas under canvas in refugee camps.
