Bold- Alice
Italics- Indie
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"Hi listen before you start talking in that really shrill and annoying voice I really need my phone back which is why I need to meet you asa-"
"-We wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year"
"..."
"...um"
"Never sing again. Please I wish to live and hear"
"Shut up meanie"
"Indie...whose that your annoying again on the phone. We do not need a repeat of last week when the cops-"
"MUMMM"
"*muffled laughter*"
"Shut up"
"*louder laughter*"
"UGHHH YOU YOU STUCK UP CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES MORON-"
"hush hush little tigress...one must never repeat the elder swear-"
"You hush hush broomstick head"
"Oh so now we're calling names huh? I can do that too quaffle brain"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...what?"
"You're a potterhead too?"
"No shit Sherlock"
"HOLY MERLINS PINK TWISTED KNITTED GLITTERY APPLES. HOW MANY FANDOMS DO WE HAVE IN COMMON?"
"OKAY MY MIND IS ACTUALLY BLOWN. THIS MUST BE A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE"
"NO SHIT. ARE YOU ON WATTPAD AS WELL?!!!"
"Wait...you too?"
"Yeah bruh"
"Follow me back I just followed you"
"*laughs* are you sweet_purple_unicorn?"
"Quite embarrassed but yeah..."
"*laughs harder and louder*"
"Please stop"
"Why wouldn't you change it?"
"Cause...dude I don't know how"
"Here one sec..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...Hello are you there?"
"Done. I just messaged you the steps on how to change your username your welcome"
"...Thanks"
"Ahh don't mention it. What are friends for anyways?"
"Wait what? So does that mean we're friends now?"
"*beep beep beep*"
"UGHHHHHH"
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Ice cream Thief
HumorWhat if there was an ice cream thief who would only rob the most popular flavors in less than a minute? Someone who would place an hourglass on a shelf and be done with the robbery before the sands of time ticked off... Someone with a more cheeky i...
