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"So.. err before we get off topic.. would you mind ermm"
"Yo stop stalling. Out with it. I WANT MY PHONE BACK."
"You're rather forward and blunt aren't you?"
"that's not a bad thing you know. You get your point across faster"
"hmm..true so how do we go about this...issue?"
"well I was about to ask you that so get thinking sherlock"
"You know we should totes binge watch sherlock when we meet.. I mean if we meet.. that's if you wanna obviously I mean.."
"You're so awkward it's adorable..awkorable"
"..."
"What's the first thing you notice when you see a girl?"
"That is so random.."
"Just answer the question oh my god"
"Fine I notice that she isn't you, cause if it were you my heart would flutter just by looking at you"
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"so..erm as I was saying.. I need my phone"
"oh yeah right.. ermm do you ..wanna meet?"
"err sure.."
"cool see you at school tomorrow"
"wait but how'll I know it's you?"
"if you meant what you just said, you'll know"
"how do you know we go to the same school?"
"how many schools do you know in this small town?"
"..."
"exactly. So assuming you don't go to the city for school I thought we were in the same school. Am I wrong?"
"no..you're absolutely precious..er what I meant was no you're not wrong."
"ohhhk way to make it awkward genius"
"so..sorry I didn't-"
"*beep beep beep*"
"will you ever stop hanging up on me?!?!?!?!"
"Aliceee who are you screaming at?"
"no..nothing mom"
"hmmm better be nothing. You don't want me coming and checking on you do you Alikayy??"
"MOMMMMM!!!!!"
"okay okay no need to get all fiercy at mommy sweetcakes"
"MOMMMMMMM"
"is that your son upstairs?"
"well yeah.."
"hmm is he five? can we set up a playdate with my son? he's five too you know"
"he's seventeen."
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"so what's your order?"
"err chocolate chip and mint chocolate tip with skittles as a topping thanks"
"No problemo"
"..."
"women I tell you...weird bunch they are."
"*sigh*"
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