Perfect World [George Harrison]

[ LETTER FOURTEEN: LOLA ]

George No Middle Name Harrison,

Yes. I am addressing you by your full name.

How dare you just bring that out of nowhere?

LORGE?

L O R G E?

Lorge is such a horrible name you should be ashamed of yourself. Go back in time and stop yourself from coming up with that. And you call yourself a song-writer!!!

I'm laughing just picturing you staring at the letter with a frown. I like how Finnish sounds. It sounds so rough, and beautiful, like a grunt. *says something in Finnish* *grunt, grunt, grunt*

P.S what you said in Finnish to me translates to: you fucking witch.

Sinä olet luuseri.

- Lola