Perfect World [George Harrison]

[ LETTER TWO: LOLA ]

Geo,

The horrible rut I was in wouldn't leave me, so I took your advice and took off for America two days after our date. Wait sorry, not date.

What a wonderful idea you had! I love letters.

My name is Lola and no, you may not know my age. You most certainly not call me Lols. I was going to say Cola was alright, but that's one of the words for butt in Spanish.

I don't smoke.

I have a cat. And my favorite food is cake. Does cake count? I'll say it does. It's not a meal but it is food. I love swimming. And I like your face.

Are those facts good enough?

Oh and I'm learning German. Enough about learning these weak languages. I want something hard. I'm searching in my little German to English dictionary trying to find a curse word in German but no luck.

Okay here we go, you ready?

I'm ready to learn, you miststück!

Care to take a guess what that word means? (Bitch!)

Lola's checklist:

1. Call George the b word

2. Teach him a word in Spanish. Cola = butt (but in a real nice way)

3. Tell him she likes his face

Yep, all done.

Leck mich,

- Lola