random bandom oneshots ''' gay

prank wars. / pl.dh

just a quick heads up - this one isn't bandom but it is phandom. also written line by line with a friend bc I'm lazy as balls. enjoy.

phils POV
since christmas is over and all of the boxing day sales are over, i decided to prank dan while he was relaxing and eating all the food in his bedroom. i bought several bags of rice in our recent tesco order and when dan was out, i began. i opened one of the bags of rice and poured it all over his bed, and the rest all over his floor, cupboards, shelves and even filled his glass of water with rice. when dan came home i was in my room desperately trying to cover my snickering with some obviously fake coughing.
"what. the. hell.........phil?" yelled dan, annoyed. i couldn't help but burst into laughter and ran up to dan yelling "i got you! i got you!" i was so proud! little did i know this was the start of a prank war that would go on for a while

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dans POV
since phil pranked me I had begun plotting my revenge. his prank was by no means small so that meant mine couldn't be either. luckily for me, phil had planned to visit his brother the next weekend.

I kissed him goodbye that morning and waited until he was completely out of sight before putting my plan into action. I quickly got dressed and slipped on my shoes and walked to the nearest grocery store. once there I bought three tubs of cream cheese. after purchasing the items I went back home. I started by grabbing his (thankfully) stick deodorant and replacing the antiperspirant stick insert with cream cheese and set it in the fridge when I was finished. I then grabbed the blender and put the remaining cream cheese into it along with some soy milk. I blended it up until it was the consistency of normal milk and replaced the carton with my concoction.

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phils POV
as soon as i got home from visiting my brother i made a cup of tea. now usually i don't put milk in my tea but i felt like it today because i wanted something different. i hear dan sniffling quietly from the lounge but i think nothing of it. i take a sip of my tea and immediately spit it out. "WHAT IS THAT DID YOU LET THE MILK EXPIRE" i yell half drooling. "ahhh nope" dan replies. he has gotten revenge for my rice prank. time to counter act.

for my next prank i came up with something so genius i'm surprised i even thought of it. since dan's prank was so unexpected i had to teach him a lesson. i rummaged through my desk drawer and found the leftover balloons from dil's birthday and blew four of them up and late at night, taped them to the door frame of the kitchen door so late at night when he goes to get his midnight cereal, he will be greeted with a popping surprise when he opens the door.

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dans POV
I looked down at the clock on my laptop screen and say it said 12.32. perfect. I quietly got out of phil and i's bed, careful not to wake him and snuck down to the kitchen. I opened the door and suddenly loud popping sounds erupted. I shrieked in terror and spun around when I heard Phil laughing behind me. I began to think about why prank to do next. and suddenly it hit me. he jump scared me so it was only fair I got him back. I smiled sweetly at him and told him that he had to clean up the balloon before stalking back up to bed.

i pretended to be asleep as he walked into the room and crawled in beside me. I stayed like that for about half an hour waiting for his breathing to even out. once it had I leant down and grabbed my laptop, did a quick Google search and found the images I wanted. I saved them to my laptop and decided that I would go to sleep now and the ripe time of half one in the morning. I snuggled into phil and fell asleep quickly. the next morning I woke up and immediately printed out the images before sticking them down in a place I knew phil would see. the creepy face and hand looked like a real person behind the curtain.