EXO and BTS random scenarios( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

How EXO and BTS welcome you

Exo:

Xiumin: *munches baozi* umm hi *chews* hehehehe welcome innocent readers *chuckles* I'm Kim Minseok your baozi *winks*.

Luhan: *in a manly voice* hi Y/N i'm luhan call me lulu if you want *winks*... Waittttt... You like HELLO KITTY!?!?!?!!?!?! *fangirl voice* ohmaygawdddd i like hello kitty too gurllll... *coughs* *coughs* uhh *manly voice* uhh--- i mean... Pretend you didn't hear

Kris: Hey.. Sup.. U Ace?? Nope? U know galaxy? Nope? U live in galaxy? Nope? Ok... U Nah my style *leaves*

Suho: HI Y/N welcomeeee hehehehehe i have nothing to say... You look beautiful *winks* wanna have dinner together? Cuz i have meh black card *shows you his black card* Later? K great pick you up at 8 *leaves*

Lay: *just woke up* oh whats happening? Guyss? Where are we?
Exo: in the studio layyyyyy... Sit up and greet Y/N and welcome herrr...
Lay: oh ok... Hi Y/N I'm Zhang Yixing... Lay for short uhhh welcome and enjoy reading this random--- wait who dafaq wrote super marios here???
Jin: Did somebody say SUPER MARIOS?????
Exo: lay its SCENARIOS.... SCE--NA--RI--OS
lay: ahhh ok this random scenrios *grins*
Exo: SCENARIOS lay
Lay: yes yes scenarios

Baekhyun: Hi Y/N I'm byun baekhyun... Yes... Comes from eyeliner planet and is part of eyeliner family... Yes me the glorious baekhyun is the mother of kim taehyung from bts. And i ran out of eyelinersss *cries a bucket of tears* T^T buy me eyelinerss pls T^T

Chen: Hi Y/N HEHEHHE NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU *whispers* even tho i never heard about you *normal voice* ... ME? Oh YOU DONT KNOW ME!?!??! OK I AM LE KIM JONGDAE LE CHEN FOR LE SHORT... Happy?

Chanyeol: HAH!!! HI Y/N I AM PARK CHANYEOL HAAHAHAHHA NICE TO MEET YOU HAHAHHAHAHA AND WELCOME HAHAHAHAHA

Kyungsoo: hi *sharpens knife* run while you still can...

Tao: Hi Y/N i'm Huang Zitao Exo's third maknae and panda... I am good in martial arts better watch out... And U!!!! Yes u!!! You must buy me .GUCCI if you wont i'll tell Kris gege....

Kai: hi there Y/N...such beautiful face, eyes, smile, and body you possess *smirks* wanna see mine too? *smirk gets bigger*

Sehun: *takes off earphones* wut didnt here u *wears earphones again*

Bts:

Jin: hi there y/n... U love pink? NO?!?!? Super marios? Still NO?!?!?! Why you--- ughhh you are stressing me out *pats cheeks gently* ughhh i shouldn't be stressed it will ruin my precious face ughh

Suga: hey... Suga in the houz... Read cuz im gonna sleep... Swaeg...

Jhope: HI Y/N!!!!! Ohhh hi im hoseok i love RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS AND ANYTHING COLORFULLLL!!!! YESS HOBI ALSO LIKES HORSESSS... AND ALSO BEAUTIFUL CRUEATURESUEUEUE HEHEHHEEH AND OHH AND---
Bts: yes hobi we know so shut up-_-
Jhope: ---- AND ALSO TALKING HORSESSS AND OHHH OHH PONIESSS!!!
Bts: shut up hoseok!!
Jhope -- AND ughh nevermind

Rap Monster: hey there... Kim Namjoon here... Yes bts' leader... God of Destruction..
Kyungsoo: You peasant YOU R NOT THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!!! YOU--
/gets dragged by exo/ --- I WILL OFFER YOU TO THE GREAT DARK LORD IF I WILL GET MY HANDS ON YOU... YOU PEASANT!!!!
RapMon: wow better watch out hehehhe anyways welcome y/n

Jimin: yow jimin here!! Hi _____!! Im here still jamless
Rapmon: yes kid yes u are forever jamless!!
Jimin: wanna help me find my jams?? *smirk*

V: hi hi hiiiiii!!! BWI DA GREAT IS HEREE HAHAHAHA!!!! YES BWI SON OF BYUN BAEKHYUN DA FAB!!!
Baekhyun: awww thank you v!!
Jin: shut up everyone knows im more fab
*baekhyun and jin arguing at the backgroud*
V: dats it just read and read and enjoy ____!!

Jungkook: yow jeon jungkook...
-golden maknae
-loves lamb skewers
-minion of the great kyungsoo
-and will do world domination in da future hehehe