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Happy birthdayueuueue pt1

A/N: OK PEOPLE LISTEN UP

TODAY DEC. 30 TWO DAYS AFTER MY BIRTHDAY

IS LE KIM TAEHYUNG'S BIRTHDAY

AND YOU PEOPLE (exo and bts)

MUST GREET BWI A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

AND START

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Suho: happy birthday v!! :>>>
Bwi: thank you suho hyung :'>>>>

Chanyeol: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM TAEHYUNG!!! 😁🎉🎁🎊
Bwi: tsk. Thanks whatever😒

Sehun: hbd
Bwi: thanks

Baekhyun: Happy Birthday to my son kim taehyung!! More eyeliners to come!!
Bwi: thanks mom!

Tao: happy birthday alien!
Bwi: thank you panda! :>
Tao: alien :>
Bwi: panda :>>
/and so on/

Xiumin: hap burtdey *while chewing baozi*
Bwi: /alien language/ TEENEKYUEE SHIUIUIUMUUNIENE HWUNGGUEEUE
Xiu: uhh wut?
Bwi: i thought youre speaking alien language ._.

Lay: happy--- wait--- what is it again??
Exo: HA-PP-Y  BIR-TH-DA-Y
Lay: ohh okay happy birthday uhh whats your name again?
Bwi: V-_-
Lay: ohh HAPPY BIRTHDAY V!!
Bwi: thanks-_-

Kris: saying happy birthday is nah ma style *leaves*
/by the door/ hbd /leaves/
Bwi: D_______O uhh thanks?

Luhan: HAPPY BIRTHDAY GURL!!
Bwi: thanks and I. Am. A. Boy. Alien!
Luhan: *cough* Then HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALIEN!!
Bwi: thank u strange person
Lulu: O_o
Bwi: D___o

Chen: HAPPY TROLL DAY!
Bwi: troll?
Chen: I MEAN HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Bwi: BWI SAYS THANKS!!

  Kyungsoo: happy birthday child, want me to bake you cake? :)
Bwi: THANK YOU KYUNGSOO HYUNG!! YES YES BWI WANTS CAKE!!!:>>>>
Exo: ...
Oh god

kai: /sleep talking/ happy birthday
Bwi: thanks?