EXO and BTS random scenarios( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bts' first impression to exo and vise versa

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Bts: /knocking on exo's door/
Chen: who's there!?!?!?
Bts: BTS!!
Chen: /opens the door/
Hi welcome come in shit down shit down!!
Rapmon: uhhh excuse me its sit down... This kid is really bad in english
Chen: uhh excuse me... Im older than you!!
Rapmon: OH REALLY???
Chen: september 21,1992
Rapmon: ohh u-umm hehehe hi hyung!! :)))
Chen: -_________-
Xiumin: whats up chen?
Chen: bts are here-_-
Kris: yo whats up bts??
Bts: can we come in?-_-
The three: oh yes yes sure come come
Bts: /comes in and sits down/

Bts: Annyeonghaseyo Bangtan Sonyeodan imnida!!!
Exo: WE ARE ONE!! Annyeonghaseyo EXO imnida!!!!

They chatted for a while until they decided to split ways and talk with other members separately.

Chanyeol: Hi taehyung!!
Bwi: hi yoda *fake smile*
Chanyeol: oh hhehehe glad you like me!!
Bwi: ahehehe... Me. Bwi ... Like... You?
Channie: uhhh u not like me??? T^T
Bwi: yes-_- me not like you :>>>
*walks away*
Cy: /thinking on how to impress v/
/attempts  to impress v/
/fails/

Jungkook: hi there can I ask who's the maknae here?
Sehun: im the maknae-_-
Kookie: ohhh i thought its him *points at xiumin*
Sehun: almost everybody say he's the maknae
Actually he's the eldest
Kookie: ohhh really he looks younger tho
Sese: *pissed* *gritting his teeth* so who's bts' maknae??
Kookie: standing right in front of yah!!
Sese: pfffft thought its him *points at jimin*
Kookie: that jamless kid-_-
He's the third maknae-_-
Actually you dont look like a maknae too me.... You look like a guy who came out of a parlor shop after dying he's hair blonde and now he looks like a fvck boy ._.
Sese:  oh yeah you look like a coconut freshly harvested from a tree... Or a seagull who came out from the sea eating a bucket of fish and now he's breath stinks.
Kookie: oh wow dats offensive eh... Wanna hear better than dat bitch face?!
Sese: oh i'd be honored seagull coconut head!! But better prepare...
Both: /continues arguing/

Jin: annyeonghaseyo bts' eldest!!
Baek: annyeonghaseyo exo's eyeliner queen!! :)))))
Jin: tsk. Eyeliner queen? Well im bts' pink princess!!
Baek: tsssssss but im exo's beagle, why? Cuz im cute *does aegyo*
A/n: .Wahhhhhh kujwdfvbkujwedcbw *faints*
Baek: see? *flips hair*
Jin: tch. At least I'm fab *flips hair* i can cook and i love SUPER MARIOS!!
Baek: Well, i love EYELINERS!! And I'm TAEHYUNG'S MOTHER!!
Jin: oh really?? TAEHYUNG COME HERE!!
Bwi: yes hyung?
Baek: im your mother right taehyung?
Bwi: of course you are bwi's mother :>>>
Baek: see? *le flips hair*
Jin: grrrrr At least im bts' mother tskkkk
/still arguing/

Kai: /with squinty eyes/ sup im kai
Suga:/with squinty eyes/ sup suga here
Lay: hi im lay ur unicorn!!! :>>>
Suga: can we shut up and sleep?
Kai: wahehehe i like your plan bruh
Lay: yes we should sleep
Suga: eh? You like sleeping too? Heh good i like u guys
Lay: yes lay likes you too because you sleep a lot
Kai: oiy hyung i sleep a lot too! >:(
Lay: then we should all sleep!!
The three: /fell asleep/

Jimin: hi hyung :>
Chen: hi hyung:>
Jimin: but your older :<
Chen: but your older :<
Jimin: stop copying me!
Chen: stop copying me!
Jimin: i hate you
Chen: i hate you
Jimin: JIMIN HAVE JAMS
Chen: JIMIN HAVE NO JAMS WAHAHAHAHA
Jimin: this savage bitch /walks away/
Chen: wahehehehe *derps*
Tao: oiy hyung!! What's his name again?
Chen: jimin i guess
Tao: oh ok JIMIN!!!!!
Jimin: yes? Who you?
Tao: HUANG ZITAO EXO'S PANDA!!!
Jimin: OH OK IM PARK JIMIN BTS' JAMLESS KID
Tao: aww jamless heehe now buy me gucci and you will never be jamless!!!
Jimin: but i dont have money ☹️☹️☹️☹️
Tao: /wushus jimin/
Chen: good job kid!
Tao: /wushus chen/

Jhope: hi im your hope! Your Funny angel! JHOPE!
Kyunggie: hi im your nightmare! Your devil! KYUNGSOO!
Jhope: whatttt?? But-- but-- i want good people
Kyunggie: awww but im evil, want me to offer you to the dark lord?
Jhope: n-no u-uhhh i-im s-s-sorry he-he-he i think i w-will go n-now.... Bye *runs like a jet*
Luhan: kyunggie what did you do?
Kyunggie: what? I just asked if i can offer him to the dark lord!
Lulu: kyunggie!!
Kyunggie: ughh me will go cook bye!
Lulu: this child *face palm*
Oiyyyyy jhopeee!!!
Jhope: hi hehehe is he gone?? Hobi is scared
Lulu: yep he's gone.... say Wanna talk about hello kitty??
Jhope: YES AND UNICORNS!!!
Both: /talks about hello kitty and unicorns/

Rapmon: annyeonghaseyo! bts' leader rap monster imnida!
Xiumin: annyeonghaseyo! exo's eldest xiumin imnida! *does buing buing face*
Kris: sup! Exo's third eldest! Want to go to galaxy with me?
Rapmon: uhhh no
Kris: u aint mah style-_-  *puts glasses on* *leaves*
Rapmon: hehehe sorry
Xiumin: CAN YOU BUY ME BAOZI!!! PLEASE PLEASE
Rapmon: your cute but me dont have money sowwy!! Bye!! *runs*
Xiumin: awww no one wants to buy me boazi☹️☹️☹️
Suho: i can buy you boazi hyung!!
Xiumin: YEY!!
Suho: woah that kid
Rapmon: /comes out of now where/ WHAT??
Suho: ohh nothing hehehe you have no money?
Well here *hands him $123456
Rapmon: thank you hyung!!!
But im smarter than you MUAHAHAHAH *runs*
Suho: THAT BITCH!!! HEY GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY!!!
Xiumin: come on buy. Me. Baozi!!!