EXO and BTS random scenarios( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

{RNDM}

Xiumin: buing buing IM CUTE RIGHT!! *does buing buing face* NOBODY CAN BEAT ME I AM CUTE!!! Buing buing buing buing waittt ohhh boazi!! (*^o^*) *is about to eat the golf ball* ohhh no no no not this i want that *hops like a rabbit*

Kris: i am laxy~~ dragon~~ fly fly flyyy~~ *is jumping from bed to bed* ohh laxy is in galaxy? Ohhhhh *goes under the bed* laxy never knew galaxy iz dark...

Luhan: so many hello kittyyyyyyyy *^*^*^*^*^*^*  *is swimming in a pile of dirty clothes*

Jin: for i am princess peach!!! *iz wering ze pink cloth and ze wereng a zmall flower pot*  and for princess peach will transform into almighty mario *iz le zumping* *azzidentzally le ztep on kookie*  HAH!! Take that! For i am ze marioz za gret

Jungkook: NOO!!! *iz le flying but zump on a le Table* I am iron man!! *puts his iron man boxers on his head as his helmet*  Fight me mario!!! PEW PEW PEWW BOOGSSHHHH HAHAAHAHAH!!! PEWWW!!!  *iz le shooting with his saliva*

Hobi: EWW EWW DIRTY WATERUE ON HOBIcorn'sue facue!!!! U MUZ CLEAN IT FOR I AM THE ALMIGHTY HOBICORN!!! *gallops around the studio* MUZ FUT RENVOW EVERYWHERE *iz squirting ketchup,mayonnaise,and other colorful sauce*

Jimin: MUZ FIND LE ZIMIN'Z JAMSZZZ!!!!!

Rapmon: U HAVE NO JAMSSSSSSS

jimin: oh yeah?!?  *rips shirt* I AM ZIMIN I HAVE ZAMSSS

Rapmon: NO U DONT!!! *gets fire extinguisher ,sprays it at jimin*

Jin: *gets frying pan,spanks it at namjoon* HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO LUIGI YOUUU!!! FEEL MY WRATH!!

Rapmon: xxxxx_xxxxx

A/n(at the bg): MAY JISOOS KRIS BLESS YOUR SOUL NAMJOON!!! *iz le sprinkling namjoon with holy water ah i mean alcohol*

FrancinneAnne : /iz le dragging namjoon'z bodyue aside/

Suga: I AM CAPTAIN LAZY SWAEG!! *puts neck pillow on his head as his helmet* ANYBODY DARE TO DISTURB MY SLUMBER WILL DIE!!!! FOR I AM--/fell asleep/

Baekhyun: I AM THE EYELINER QUEEN!!!! MUAHHAHAAAAAHAHA *stabs suga with his eyeliner,runs* MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Suga: WHO DARES DISTURB ME!?!?! *runs around the studio with closed eyes*

Chanyeol: I AM YODA FROM STARWARS MUAHHAHAHAH THIS IS MY LIGHTSABER!!!! *gets a steel rod that is actually a stand for the table* FIGHT ME HUMANS!!

Taehyung: I AM BWII THE LADY BUGUE *hops on the table where chanyeol get the lightsaber from* *table about to fall* I AM A LADY BUGUE I CAN FLY *attempts to fly,falls,face flat* LADY BUGUE IZ OK!!

Chen: HAHAHHAAHAH LADY BUG UR FACE I AM THE LEGENDARY TROLL DINOSAUR CLOWN CAMEL HUMAN MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kyungsoo: say that to my hand for i am the great dark lord kyungsoo. Bow down before me before i will cut your head off if you wont listen to me

/everybody bows down/

Kai: CHICKENNNN~ *iz le biting on random stuff* mmmmmmmmmm.....

A/n: wtf;-;;;;

Tao: I AM POOO~~ PANDA IZ ME!! No wushhh /wushus everything/

Sehun: i am bubble sese *starts to twerk*

Suho: *came charging with a fan of cash* no no bad bad *spanks sehun's butt*

Sehun: *runs* MAH BUBBLE BUTTTTTT

Suho: ('･ω･') *walks out* *burns money,watch it burns* now burn baby burn

FrancinneAnne :  BULJANGNAN!!!!

A/n: /drags FrancinneAnne / come here woman

Lay: ( ◠‿◠ )

A/n: lay wtf did u do?

Lay: （╹◡╹） its the international weed day

A/n: WAIT WTF!!! WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT!?!

Lay: weeeeed dayyyy(*^o^*) you should try *goes to a/n*

A/n: no no no noooo *is being forced by lay,and--* MUHAHAHAHAH

FrancinneAnne : wtf;-;

A/n: IM A BARBIE GIRL IN BARBIE WORLD~~~~ ohhhh oh mayghad (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎ STARS twinkle twinkle little star~~~~ rainbowwww ohhh a leprechaun hi there little guy *iz le patting kyungsoo*

FrancinneAnne : wait wtf his taller than you and ohh sh--

A/n: FALALALAL~ WONDERLAND

Kyungsoo: how dare u say that to the almighty dark lord!!!!

Lay: how bout u try

FrancinneAnne : NOOOOO!!! *iz in the same condition as a/n* WOAHHHHH COLORFUL~~
*iz le running around the studio*

Lay: （╹◡╹） what a nice view