EXO and BTS random scenarios( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

How exo shower

Suho:
/singing with a made up lyrics,while dancing like a mad woman/ ALALLALAALLALAALAAA MONEY MONEHH!! wohooo IM BATHING MONEHH!!!! IM SO RICH YEHHHH I HAVE MANY MONEHHHH!!! YOU!!!ALL OF YOU!!! *shows his black cards* YOU DONT HAVE THESE...!!!! *intense dancing* hoo *heavy breathing* so--tired o-ouch by ba---ck*collapse*

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Kris:
*prepares bath* *dip his feet* ahhh so perfect~~~
Laxy's style~ PERFECT~  *goes in, puts shades on* *sleeps bc its relaxing*

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Luhan:
/prepares his hello kitty bath,hello kitty toiletries, hello kitty towel or bathrobe/
* cue: hello kitty song(english song)* HELLO KITTY YOUR SO PRETTY!!!! HELLO KITYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! /high pitch/
/ear drums damage/

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Sehun:
I am sehun MAKNAE WHO IS VERY HANDSOME,TALENTED,LOVES BUBBLE TEA FOR SHORT: PERFECT. And blah blah blah his speech still continues /is taking a bath/ still continuing his speech /done taking his bath/ AND FOR THE FINALE: I-----HAVE--------JAMS!!!!! :DDDDDD
Jimin: NO YOU DONT!!! YOU FREKIN MADAFAKA GIVE ME MY JAMS!! GIVE.ME.MY.JAMS!!!!!!
Rapmon: ...
Jimin: /gets drag by bts/
Bts: sorry *bows,run away*
Sehun: *blink* ... *blink*

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Xiumin:
/while showering/
:000000000 my muscles.... *flexes his arms*
*examines his self on the mirror,while flexing and looking at his toned body*

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Lay:
/is putting his shampoo/
/still with shampoo/ uhmmm how do you turn on the water thing again?
._. Ouch my---eyes (*_*)

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Baekhyun:
/goes in the tub/ ahh relaxing /puts on eyeliners/
/after 4 hrs/ ok the other eye
Exo: BAEKHYUN!!! /knocks/ BAEK--HYUN!!! /Knocks multiple times/
Baekhyun: /finishes after another 4hrs/ *looks at mirror* ahhh so perfect~
/checks his eyeliners for 1hr/ therefore, i conclude that he took a bath for 9hrs to perfect his eyeliners

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Chanyeol:
LALALLALALALA WOHOOOO SHOWERR TIME~
SHOWERR HIHIHIHI!!! DGNSTHJDHJVYKJUTITSRYGSHNFGNBFXFX
THTYEJYTHDJHJCYUUTIWYTDTHJGNHJML /intense rapping/  hooo--hoo
/heavy breathing/ watdafook

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Kyungsoo:
Showers while sharpening his 14696322 knives

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Tao:
/showers/ /day dreams/ one day i---will----be----a-----kung----fu-----panda
😐😐😐😐 /imitates panda's i forgot the name moves/ HAYAAA~ /slides,falls/
O-ouch my---back

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Kai:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wat do u have in mind?

NOPE JUST KIDDIN
/dance intensely/ AND /pose~/

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Chen:
the member who showers normally
But is secretly planning other ways to prank people to the max~ 😂😂

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