EXO and BTS random scenarios( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

How they find their co-members (EXO)

Xiumin

Suho: ok are we complete?????
Chen: minseok hyung is not here
Luhan: he went out to buy baozi and coffee :|
Chanyeol: ok i got this
*screams*
WE ARE SELLING. 12244553211 BOAZIS And 17656435343546 COFFEES
Xiumin(shouting... Among the crowd): WHERE?? WHERE??? :>>>>>
Channie: see.. *shrugs*

Luhan

Chen: lulu's out suho hyung
Kris: psst xiumin sehun do it
Xiumin&sehun: ughhh fine
Both: WE LOVE U LUHAN!!!!!
Luhan: I LOVE U TOO MINNIE AND SESE!!!

Kris
Suho: /shouting/ WE ARE GOING TO THE GALAXY NOW PACK YOUR STUFF CHILDERN
Kris: /shouting, among the crowd/ OIY DONT FORGET ABOUT MEEE!!!

Suho
NEVER... I REALLY MEAN NEVERRRR...
IF HIS LOST:
He got his black card
Has a private car
Private plane
Private jet
Private everything

Lay
Suho: LAY WERE GOING TO BAEKHYUN'S GRANDMA'S HOUSEEEE!!!
Lay:/shouting/ WAITTT I WANT TO COME TOO T^T

Baekhyuh
Chanyeol: BAEKHYUNNN!!!! I ALREADY SHARPENED 12762736387829982 EYELINERS AND THEY ARE ALREADY IN YOUR ROOM!!!!
Baek: /shouting/ YES THANK YOU CHANNY!!!

Chen
Luhan: *about to kiss xiumin*
Chen: YOU FVCKIN MANLY GAY SHIT DONT YOU DARE TOUCH MY XIUMIN!!!
Luhan: shut up xiumin and sese are mine!!

Channie
Baek: * talking to an invisible sandara park LOUDLY*
Chanyeol: OMFG ITS SANDARA FREAKIN PARK YOUR TALKING BAEK GO AWAY AND LEMME TALK!!!
Baek: eh see...

Kyungsoo
He will never be lost...... Cuz he's just there siting in their car waiting for the memberszz.

Tao
/buy him gucci and he will appear out of nowhere/

Kai
Pshhhh puhlease he's just their standing beside you while your screaming with a poker face look.

Sehun
Easy, buy him a life time supply of bubble tea.