EXO and BTS random scenarios( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bts visit exo

Bts: *knocking on the door*
Suho: i'll get it!!
/opens the door/
Oh hiiii there
Come in come in

Taehyung: eomma baek!!!!
Baek: oh taehyung hiii!!!
Channie: hi taehyung i'm park chanyeol your mom's---
V: who da heck are u... Mom that guy has big ears, is he yoda from star wars??
Channie: ummm eheehehe *scratches neck* umm no im your mo---
V: SHUT UP BWI IS NOT TALKING TO YOU
Baek: pshht taehyung manners manners
V: sorry mom sorry yoda
Ok so who is he?
Channie: im your mom's---
V: *gasp* MOM!!!!
Baek: look taehyung its not what you think i uhh---
V: im gonna tell dad hmmmp *crosses arms* *leaves*
Baek: *facepalms*

Jungkook: hi silver fox with a long face hehehe long time no see *smirk*( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sehun: shut up "golden" maknae tsk. Cant believe you call yourself golden...
Kookie: because i am golden and your not
Sese: STFU you big nose maknae
Jungkook: oh yeah? You-- you-- you blonde bitch face
Sese: how dare you... You-- you fvckin thick faced hoe
*jungkook and sehun arguing nonstop*

Suho: hi seokjin, i heard your bts' mom am i right?
Jin: indeed yes i am, and you're exo's mom eh?
Suho: yep dats me
Ok so i have a question... How do you control your kids?
Jin: oh me pshh easy just threat then *flips hair*
Suho: ohhh hahahaha but i am white and the most fair skin in our group
Jin: oh really i am not but i am the most fab and everybody respect me
Suho: oh yeah? Pshh i have so many black cards *shows him his room full of black cards*
Jin: *jaw dropped* dafaq... Uhh i mean *cough* im gonna change topic... i like super marios and not to mention PINK
Luhan: dafaq gurl i love pink too hehehe but i like hello kitty not that stupid mario and stuff.
Jin: ⑉ႣỏႣ⑉ you didnt say that you bitch face!!! Take that back!!!
Luhan: nope not gonna happen ψ(▼へ▼メ)～→
*luhan and jin having a cat fight*
Suho:*slowly stepping back* ummm ok...

Meanwhile suga...
Kris: hey get up... Go away     (｀ー')
Suga: /sleeping on their couch/ STFU I'm sleeping
Kris: WHY YOUUUU!!!!
Go away!!!
Suga: /sleeping/
Kris: ur not mah style *puts glasses on* *leaves*

Rap monster: hi guys rapmon here ＼（^０＾）／
/gets ignored/
Hmmmm what should i do??(-｡-;
Kyungsoo suddenly creeped behind him and said: if im you, you should start running...
Rapmon:uhhhh uh ohh *looks behind* uh hehe hi there kyungsoo!!(੭ु˙꒳​˙)੭ु⁾⁾
Kyungsoo: hi hehehe((( ←～（o ｀▽' )oΨ *sharpens knife* youre not going anywhere "god if destruction"
Rapmon: uhh hehehe sorry gtg byeee!!!ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ
/runs/
Kyungsoo: oh no u wont... Come back!!!!
/kyungsoo and rapmon running around the dorm/
Rapmon: no plssss my friends call me dat not me (oT-T)尸

Jhope: COUSIN LAYYY!!! HOBI IS HEREEEヾ(๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ" HEHEHEHHE U WANNA CATCH BUTTERFLIES?? AND AND AND DO FUN STUFF????
Lay: OHHH COUSIN HOBI UR HEREEEE!!! YEY!! YES YES I WANT TO DO ALL OF DAT HEHHEHE !!!
Hobi: /goes outside, saw a butterfly, thought that is. Not a real butterfly, ate the butterfly, dead/
Lay: ohhh cousin hobi is sleeping i must eat butterfly tooo!!!
/ate butterfly, dead/

And here's jimin...
Jimin: hi kai wanna flirt with that reader *points at u* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kai: oh sure hehehe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hi there y/n  wanna have fun later?? ° ͜ʖ ͡ –
Jimin: pshh yours ugly.. Hehhehe hey y/n u know after dinner wanna
° ͜ʖ ͡  ° ͜ʖ ͡  later... ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ
Kai: pshh old fashion
Jimin: shut up yours old fashion
Both: STFU
both: STOP COPYING ME!!!
Both: SHUT UPPPPP!!!
*both screaming and fighting nonstop*

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Uhuh sooo?????
The others not here r like i dunno too lazy