EXO and BTS random scenarios( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Exo as girls

And their reaction when they find out that they have boazis ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) keke( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Boazis ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) kekeke~
IFYKWIM( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Thank you NerdyPotato123 and eun_ha- for helping me~
And FrancinneAnne who requested this and helped me a little😂😂
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Xiumin: /just woke up/
/goes to the bathroom and takes his bath/
/finishes his bath/
/goes to the mirror/
D______O
Omayghad.... I----Have----baozis.........
And---Im----a-----girl?
That means i can do this?
/pokes baozis/
/screams his LOUDEST scream/
Chen came running from his room
Chen: Hyung what happened?
Xiumin: I got baozis FOR FVCK SAKE GOT DEM BOOBS
Chen: ...
Xiumin: ...
Chen: So, you got the--uhh-- you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Xiumin: Wut?
Chen: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Xiumin: ;-; oh gha--
Luhan: Did somebody scream their baozis out? （＾ν＾）
Xiumin: Lulu help ;-;
Lu: （＾ν＾）
Xiu: ah shyt you two have---
Lu&Cn: *looks down* *looks at each other* *looks down* *looks at each  other* *screams VERY LOUD* *mirrors,windows,car windows breaks*

/all members are screaming from their rooms/

Luhan: //already has them 24/7//

Kris: /wakes up/ Oh shyt ∑(ﾟДﾟ)
Suho: *running from the kitchen* WHAT HAPPENED?!
Kris: I just had a dream of having these.. These--ugh--how do you call these? -_-
Suho: Baozis? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kris: ಠ_ಠ *nods*
Suho: Uhuh great cause you just got dem ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *looks up and down at Kris*
Kris: Dis is not my style_:('ཀ'」 ∠):

Suho: //He's the mother of EXO, so no need to explain ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)//

Lay: //Female unicorn for lifeu//
Chen: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lay: *walking around, didnt know he got dem baozis*
Tao: Wtf is wrong wid Lay hyung? D____O
Kai: idk, but whetever those big things are, they look good( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
D.O and Krystal: ಠ_ಠ
Lay: Oh look! I have baozis! :D
Chanyeol: Lay hyung, someday you'll understand how hard it is to be a woman
Baekhyun: ...wtf
Lay: D____O
Chen: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Lay hyung, you, me, in my room, tonight..
Lay: D___O
Suho: *face palm* Wtf is wrong wid this family? -_-

Baekhyun: *runs to the bathroom*
YAAAASH OMYGAD FINALLY THE DAY HAS COME!! HAHAHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT LUHAN HYUNG! AHAHAHAHAHA~
*screaming and praising himself in the bathroom*
Sehun: wtf is wrong with Baekhyun hyung? -_-
Kris: *pats Sehun's head* Something out of this world.. ._.
Sehun: tss -_-

D.O: *doesn't mind at all probably*
Kai: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) dayummm...
D.O: mwo? stop staring. I know. I have baozis
Kai: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) sureeee...

Chen: ㅋㅋㅋ these are just balloons right? RIGHT?
EXO: ...
Chen: .. *le touches dem.*

..

*screams so loud that everyone in the world could hear him.*

Tao: *looks at himself*

Damn.. what a great bodehhh *attempts to do wushu* *falls,face flat*

Chanyeol: jisoos, kris pls explain watdafook is this shyt
Jisoos: what?
Kris: what-_-
Yeol: why do I have big ears?
Both: cuz youre born with it-_-
Yeol: then, why do i have these big thingies?!?! *shows baozis*
Both: *eyeballs break into pieces*
Yeol: wat---da---fook 😐😐😐