I Don't Need to Know Your Face

-Home-

Yeah, right. You probably have tons of friends.

No, just you...

Right, whatever. I love how we don't even know anything about each other but we're friends now. We are goals.

Ha, true. Why would you want to know me, anyway? I'm boring.

I'll be the judge of that :)

What do you like to do?

-cry
-eat pizza
-masterbate
-watch anime
-cry into my pizza while I watch anime and masterbate

Hey, that takes a lot of skill!!

Lol, thank ye

I like to eat pizza too!! And watch anime

What a shame that you don't masterbate and cry like me.

...😬

Cutie

You think so?

Innocent child.

🤓🤓🤓🤓

Really tho you probs living a secret kinky sex life and just pretending to be a nerd

😶👀

I take that as a yes.

How much of a sex life could a teenager who sits in his room playing videogames and eating cereal and popcorn have?

Hey, I'd fuck that guy.

Good to know.

Lol I'm gay af

Ooh that's fun and prideful🌈

So am I😊

Realllllllyyyyy?

I'm bisexual. It's pretty lit.

Don't say that ever again.

You just ruined our moment.

We were having a moment?😆

Yeah, a gay moment.🌈

Every moments a gay moment with me lol

Rel8able

Read 3:01 pm

Phil entered his house with a smile, and then sighed. His dad was home.

He tried his hardest to escape up the stairs before he was caught, but his dad heard him enter.

"Philip!" He called from the lounge, making Phil flinch.

He walked in slowly, taking in his father sprawled on the couch and watching the football games.

He gulped, "Yes, dad?"

"Why are you home late?"

Phil looked at the clock, he wasn't late at all. In fact, he was here at the same time everyday.

Though Phil knew better than to argue.

"I'm sorry, dad, I'll be earlier next time."

His dad scowled, "You're a good for nothing son. Can't even walk home on time to clean the damn house!"

Phil flinched again at his harsh words and nodded, "I'm sorry, I'll do that right now."

He walked into the kitchen, quickly pulling out his phone to say goodbye to his friend so it doesn't seem like he just stopped texting him.

I'm sorry I gtg, It was nice texting you, D-slice. Byeeee

Okay🤓I'll text you later then, bye :)

And Phil sighed as he pulled out the broom, and got to work.

No one knew it, but Phil Lester was dismal.