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So my bro is into music and such,  and he asked me this...

"Hey, who are the members of 5SOS again? My friends want to know."

Instead of being a helpful, sweet, little sister, I decided to be a dick (Some of you might even say I am one. HAHAHA VERY FUNNY)

"Oh, yeah, 5SOS! It's Soy sauce, Ketchup, Mayonnaise, Yonay for short, Mustard, and of course Barbecue, Becyu is his nickname."

"I thought one of them was named Luke..."

"Nah bro, Luke is Becyu's real name. They had like, stage names (I guess that's what you call it)."

That little fluffer believed it.

I love being 'helpful'

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