(based on things I said in real life)
Viktor: Oi boi u awake
Yuuri: Viktor plz I'm tryna sleep
Viktor: What do you call a banana eating another banana
Yuuri: Viktor, that can't hap-
Viktor: Cananabananalism
Yuuri: I want a divorce
Yuuri (start of yoi): If you're depressed you know it clap your hands
Viktor:
Yurio:
Phichit:
JJ:
Chris:
Basically everyone:
Yuuri: *clap clap*
Interviewer: Name three things important to the Bible
Viktor: For me, Mother Mary, God (obviously), and-
Yurio: Satan
Viktor: wait what
Phichit: Not all men want women for their... 'flower'
Phichit: the hooha
Phichit: their skoodlydingdong
Yurio: the pussy
Phichit: yeah basically
JJ: Time flies so fast when you're this handsome
Yurio: I'm sure time would want to fly to get away from you
JJ: *shO-Okdt*
Yuuri: I didn't have my glasses so I misread 'Gray' as 'Gary' so I kept wondering if there really was a town called Gary
Viktor: knock knock
Yurio: GO AWAY STALKER
Yuuri: hos before bros
Viktor: wat
Yuuri: I just like gardening
Yurio: Fuck him
Viktor: iM TRYIN
Idk why most of the things I said were put in Yurio's and Yuuri's perspective (except the first and last one) . Maybe their personalities match mine I dunno rlly.
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Questionable Humor
Random((DISCONTINUED BC CRINGE)) This used to be a book of puns, but then I branched off into weird shit that I find funny. Hope your humor is the same as mine, or you'll just wonder if I escaped an asylum. (Lots of fandom references here, be warned)
