Reason why I will be lonely

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So I was alone, chillin on a bench, waiting for my mom to get me from school. I was picking on the inside of my shoes. I just peeled off the sole part because why not...

I just thought: Look, I am soleless

I then laughed by myself, not really caring if anyone saw. This is why I will end up with like five dogs in an apartment.

 

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