So I have this cuz that's so annoying. I mean, stop acting like you're my friend. We live different lives k. Thankfully we see each other, like, five times a year, since she lives in 'Murica.
Okayz, so my relatives were visiting, just because. I was still at school, so I didn't know they were at my house.
When I arrived and rushed to my room, because I was freaking tired.
And that fuckin ho made herself comfortable and was lying on MY bed. She smiled, all fake and 'innocent' like, and said,
"OMG, HEY CUZ!!!" she squealed. "Come, take a seat!"
*walks over to my desk*
*lifts chair*
*walks out, before I was stopped by her*
"Where ya goin'?"
*gives her a faux smile*
"Y'know, taking a seat. Ho don't talk to me."
She glared at me. "You rich bitch!" (we weren't rich. I only have half a room to myself, the other's for my bro. If anything, she's the rich one. She owns a fuckin collection of handbags)
So I just took my wallet, took 20 pesos, put it in her hand, and whispered,
"Here, buy some new insults if you're so poor. Well, poor in the burn department. I'm actually the CEO there. Girl don't mess with me."
I flipped her the finger and just sassily walked out.
Thankfully she didn't tell anyone. IDK why.
Wow. A pun and insult in a chapter.
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Random((DISCONTINUED BC CRINGE)) This used to be a book of puns, but then I branched off into weird shit that I find funny. Hope your humor is the same as mine, or you'll just wonder if I escaped an asylum. (Lots of fandom references here, be warned)
