Jokes

Mine

This is my joke but anyone is welcome to use it.

One morning a girl was walking in a store and she herd a bunch of yelling so she decided to see what was wrong. As she came closer to the yelling it sounded like they were yelling mine and it was all woman.

The girl walked around the corner to see the last picture of *whatever cute boy u want* being torn to pieces as they all try to get it, after a while all the girls left then to hear a man yelling mine and giving the girls horrible threats. The girl walked up the the man and asked why he wanted the poster so much and the man replied:
The poster has two layers,once the top layer is torn off you can see the person naked"

The girl stepped back and looked at the picture then to the man then the girl asked "what are you going to do with the picture?"

"Well" the man started "I'm going to suck it's ear, bite his nose and pull his arm hair"

You thought I was going to use the inappropriate words. Lol
(The poster had arm hair that stuck up a fake nose and fake ears)
I have a weird imagination