Jokes

ThanksGiving greetings

One day, Little Johnny overheard his parents fighting. The me dad called his mom a bitch and the mom called the dad a bastard. Later, he asked what "bitch" and "bastard" mean. They explained that they mean "lady" and "gentleman."

The next day, he overheard his parents having sex. The wife said "feel my titis" and the dad said "feel my dick" He later asked what "dick" and "titis" mean. His parents explained that they refer to "hats" and "coats."

At supper the next day, Little Johnny's mom cut her finger in the kitchen and yelled, "Oh f**k!" Little Johnny asked what that meant, and she said it means "cut."

Little Johnny dad was shaving and yelled "shit" once again little Johnny asked what shit meant his dad said it was the brand of shaving cream he was using.

later, guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner. Little Johnny welcomes them at the door, saying, "Hello bitches and bastards! Hurry up with your dicks and titis in the closet, dad is upstairs whipping the shit off his face and moms in the kitchen f**king the turkey"