Once there was an alien named Blog,
He went to Earth one day,
He knew none of the human language, and thought, Maybe if I say what they say?
So first he went to a Video Gaming Place, He heard a boy saying "Yes! yes!"
Because he was beating another kid in a video game,
So Blog set off on another adventure, To a fancy restaurant that served the best steaks!
He walked into the kitchen and heard two employees talking? "Forks and knives..!" Said the one Employee, Because all the knives and forks had gone missing,
Next, Blog went to an ice cream stand.
There was a 7 year old girl and an 8 year old boy, The boy had stole the little girls Ice cream!
The girl cried: "He stole my ice cream...!"
Blog remembered that word for the next day,
**next day**
Blog was walking outside when a police officer stopped him!
The police officer said; "Did you kill this man?"
The alien said: "Yes, Yes!"
The police officers continues to question Blog,
He says; "What did you kill him with?"
The alien replies; "Forks and knives!"
The police officer is astonished.
The officer asks one last question,
"Why did you kill this man?"
The alien replies; "He stole my ice cream...!"
The alien got arrested for murder even though he didn't murder anyone,
tinycrackers wrote this,I had no idea what to write
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