Boy: dad I got detention today will be late for supper
Mom: what did you do?!
Boy: my teacher said 'sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me'
Mom: and what happened?
Boy: I threw a dictionary at him
Mom: * hangs up phone* walks up to father of the boy* slaps him in the face with divorce papers*
What did you do to him
*walks away with divorce papers like a boss*
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Jokes
De TodoThese are some jokes that I think are funny WARNIG: SOME JOKES ARE BAD AND MAY BE OFFENSIVE AND WHATEVER
