Cross the road

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road

Why

Roads weren't invented yet
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Why did the chicken cross the road

Why

To get to the ugly persons house

Knock knock

Who's there

The chicken
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True story on my way back from white river

Why didn't the partridge make it across the highway

Why

Because we hit it
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Why did the chicken cross the road

Why

To get to the other side
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Why did the cow cross the road

Why

To get to the utter side
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