Friend 1: dude u were so drunk last night
Friend 2: no I wasn't
Friend 1: u kept cutting pineapples opens and yelling "SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOUR IN THERE!"
Friend 2:....
Friend 1: then u picked up my hamster and threw him at a wall yelling "PICACHEW, I CHOOSE YOUUUU!"

YOU ARE READING
Jokes
DiversosThese are some jokes that I think are funny WARNIG: SOME JOKES ARE BAD AND MAY BE OFFENSIVE AND WHATEVER