Hilarious

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I was aware that I didn't remember everything about my life before my suicide clearly and for that I couldn't place the people who I met to anywhere in my life appropriately but I was sure of one thing that Damien Maxwell Carneglia was a liar, psychopath,cunning, bipolar son of a b*tch. He dodges anyone for his purposes' sake, lies without a blink and shamelessly, manipulates you, plays with you, fools you and he never feels sorry for his actions. Even if he regrets, it only lasts temporarily.
I was exhausted by his mood changes. Once he tells you he loves you next thing you know he explains how he is incapable of loving anybody. He shows you affection and then he beats you to death.

And you still loved him.

His up the pole wife was attacking you, choking you with her bare hands and screaming profanities to your face. Did I really love him? I didn't think so.

The blonde whom I assumed to be the wife of my demon assaulted me before I succeeded to get up from bed. She threw herself on me her hands on my throat lying above me. I was weak already because of my whacking thanks to her loving husband so I couldn't fight back. Oh my god that was ridiculous, first the husband now the wife were trying to kill me. Who was next?

I struggled to get free of her hands but failed. My vision blurred, my breath was cut out and my face became hotter. Suddenly she floated above me and removed her hands from my throat. Sal my only savior rescued me one more time by ripping her apart from me. I coughed several times to gain back my breathing normally.

Sal was holding her by the arms caging the legs with his foot. Because her mouth was free she screamed and yelled to be set free in order to kill me.

"You slut tried to steal my husband, MY husband from ME! How dare you little snake."
"I didn't do anything" I defended myself.
"I know all your shenanigans from the moment you step inside his flat. I know that you tried to seduce him, get him into your bed, deceived him with your loose c*nt. And I will kill you for that. No, worse than killing, I will torture you to death." she was fuming.
"Calm down Natalie. This girl over there has nothing to do with your husband. Your informers misled you. She is nothing special but just a mistress. Don't go hard on her." Sal tried to reason with her though he was insulting me had it not been him that ripped her away from me I would be dead by now so I disregarded his words. Sal switched the position and held her with one arm wrapped around her and took his phone out of his pocket with the other one. He dialed and waited for answer while the blonde was glaring at me. "Hey, we have a situation here at the Redhouse. Yes about her. No.She is fine. No.Something worse.Okay." he hung up. "Damien is on his way over here, while we wait for him let's not choke each other" he said. I raised my hands defensively "I didn't attack anybody for f*cks sake and not intent to do such thing. Tell that to blonde in your arms"
"Good to know" he nodded. "What about you Natalie?" he nudged her playfully.
"Okay let me go" she hissed.

He slowly unwrapped his arm and set her free. She smoothed down her skirt and without breaking eye contact with me she sat down on the chair near the door.

"Emily" she sounded calm. "How long do you think Damien will keep you by his side?"
"I-I don't know, you should ask him." I stuttered. This woman intimidated me too much.
"Huh funny." She fake laughed. "He got rid of all his whores after we started dating. But he kept you hidden for some reason. There must be something special about you but you are so plain and not his type I cannot figure it out." She turned to Sal and continued. "Sal do you f*ck her, too? If so tell me about it. What is it she keeps you guys right beside her all the time?"
I was beyond embarrassed. Sal cleared his throat and lied straightly looking in her eyes. "Yes I f*cked her couple of times. She is tight and little you know we planned to keep her until she loosens." I flushed from my neck to my ears.
"Typical" she sneered looking at me.
"See there is nothing to worry about, yes?" Sal asked relaxed a bit.
"Yes but he still cheated on me Sal with.. with that whore" she pointed at me.
How convenient. F*ck my life with a break please. Damien entered the stage furiously.

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