The Doctor and Kat [2]

-5-

"See, it was only a name..." the Doctor mumbled to himself, slowly rising from the pavement. "Well, time to get back to S-. KAT?!"

The imperial march sounded six times. 'Kat'

'Heeeyyy, buddy! Yeah... Not funny anymore...'

'DOCTOR COME ON. PLEASE.'

'If you come back I'll tell you my last name, or something.'

'It's cool. I wanted to die anyway.'

'Was nice knowing ya.'

'knew ya hated me. Bye.'

The Doctor rolled his eyes. "Always so melodramatic..." he muttered to himself. "Which blooming wanker did she run into this time?!"

He began walking up the path, scanning for the T.A.R.D.I.S., or even a trace of it.

"Brilliant! Which nutter ran into her this time?! Well, I guess the only thing to do would be to trace the blooming sidewalk then."

'I think I see weapons...'

"Well she sees some blooming thing then..."

'Why'd you leave me here anyway?'

'THE POTATO MAN IS COMING BACK'

'I'VE REALISED MANY MANY THINGS IN THE PAST MINUTE.'

'DOCTOR'

'PLEASE HELP'

'It's cool, it's cool. I've got a gun. I can totally defend myself'

PUT THE BLOOMING GUN DOWN!

'Aye! You do love me! But anyway, no.'

KAT! YOU WILL PUT THAT GUN DOWN OR I WILL GO STRAIGHT HOME, DO YOU HEAR ME?

'It's very cool looking.'

'I DID SOMETHING'

'IGNORE THIS'

'SHOOT'

I SWEAR TO THE BLOOMING SKIES IF YOU SHOT SOMETHING I WILL LEAVE YOU THERE FOR GOOD!

'I'm not crying.'

'Maybe I am.'

'My hand hurts.'

'Hey. you wanna come get me yet?

You put the blooming gun down yet?'

'Yes...'

Good. Now describe your surroundings for me or text the T.A.R.D.I.S. directly. Then I will have a signal to lock onto.

'I was left in a bloody blank room, Doctor.'

Let me rephrase that. Text the T.A.R.D.I.S. so I don't have to check every database in the universe for you.

'Kay. Now what'

Wait

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A/N:

There's a lot of waiting going around. Maybe it's infectious... DUN DUN DUN!