I was thinking over the week that I should rename this book Homestuck oneshots because these are more of entertaining informative chapters about Homestuck with some stories on the side. I don't know if you guys like this because of the lack of votes this book is getting which is okay with me I'm not trying to attention whore or anything but this was just a book to put my general information about Homestuck this book in any way shape or form was not meant to get popular or anything like that but I wouldn't mind if it did. Ugh this is so hard because I don't want to draw so much attention I guess that's kinda my problem as an author I want to be popular but I don't you know? You don't that okay I get it. No I don't. But anyways I'm getting off topi talking about myself like that I'm so stupid I'm keeping the name of the book Boodswap!Homestuck Becuse that's what this book started off as a book about the Bloodswap Homestuck AU(s) I say AUs because there could be more then one way to swap these characters.
and now a lot of skeleton puns-
Q: Why are skeletons so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin!
Q: Why can't skeletons play church music?
A: Because they have no organs.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
A: SPARERIBS
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body
Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetit !
Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: It had no body to dance with.
Q: What type of art do skeletons like?
A: Skull tures
Q: What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie?
A: You can't fool me, I can see right through you.
Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
A: I'm bone to be wild!
Q: Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts.
Q: Why are skeletons usually so calm ?
A: Nothing gets under their skin !
Q: Why do skeletons hate winter?
A: Because the cold goes right through them !
Q: Why are graveyards so noisy ?
A: Beacause of all the coffin !
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party ?
A: He had no body to go with !
Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A: He had no body to dance with.
Q: What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
A: Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A: Sherlock Bones.
Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A: Napoleon bone-apart
Q: What instrument do skeletons play?
A: Trom-BONE.
Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!!!
Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton eat the cafeteria food?
A: Because he didn't have the stomach for it!
Q: What happened when the skeletons rode pogo sticks ?
A: They had a rattling good time !
Q: Why did the skeleton go to hospital ?
A: To have his ghoul stones removed !
Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain ?
A: He could feel it in his bones !
Q: What's a skeleton's favourite musical instrument ?
A: A trom-bone !
Q: How do skeletons call their friends ?
A: On the telebone !
Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings ?
A: Lazy bones !
Q: What do boney people use to get into their homes ?
A: Skeleton keys !
Q: What do you call a skeleton who acts in Westerns ?
A: Skint Eastwood !
Q: What happened to the boat that sank in the sea full of piranha fish ?
A: It came back with a skeleton crew !
Q: What do you call a skeleton snake ?
A: A rattler !
Q: What is a skeletons like to drink milk ?
A: Milk - it's so good for the bones !
Q: Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night ?
A: He was a numbskull !
Q: What do you call a stupid skeleton ?
A: Bonehead !
Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire too long ?
A: He became bone dry !
Q: What happened to the lazy skeleton ?
A: He was bone idle !
Q: Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school ?
A: He was boning up for his exams !
Q: What sort of soup do skeletons like ?
A: One with plenty of body in it !
Q: Why did the skeleton run up a tree ?
A: Because a dog was after his bones !
Q: What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend ?
A: I love every bone in your body !
Q: Why wasn't the naughty skeleton afraid of the police ?
A: Because he knew they couldn't pin anything on him !
Q: How do skeletons get their mail ?
A: By bony express !
Q: Why don't skeletons play music in church ?
A: They have no organs !
Q: What kind of plate does a skeleton eat off ?
A: Bone china !
Q: Why do skeletons hate winter ?
A: Because the wind just goes straight through them !
Q: What's a skeleton's favourite pop group ?
A: Boney M !
Q: What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road ?
A: Jump out of your skin and join him !
Q: What did the old skeleton complain of ?
A: Aching bones !
Q: What is a skeleton ?
A: Somebody on a diet who forgot to say "when" !
Q: What happened to the skeleton that was attacked by a dog ?
A: He ran off with some bones and didn't leave him with a leg to stand on !
Q: Why are skeletons so calm ?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin !
Q: What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies ?
A: A boney phoney !
Q: Why didn't the skeleton want to play football ?
A: Because his heart wasn't in it !
Q: What happened to the skeleton who went to a party ?
A: All the others used him as a coat rack !
Q: What do you call a skeleton who presses the door bell ?
A: A dead ringer !
Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.
Q: How did skeletons send their letters in the old days?
A: By bony express!
Q: How do you make a skeleton laugh? A: Tickle his funny bone!
Now goodnight Beauties and Gentle beauties (not really I'm gonna post more after this)
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