Things That Only Happen To Me

Knock Knock

So earlier to today my friend confessed to me in the best way, but it all started with the end of lunch...

A person taps my shoulder, I look over to him. "Hey, my friend wants to f#& you," A guy says to me, now I've never seen his guy before, so imagine how awkward it was to have him say that...

"WHAT NO I DON'T," this other boy yelled defensively, like: Yeah, I do but I won't admit it. I got mad and stroked off to my locker because I needed to get my stuff for class.

Before I make it into the hallway that my class room is in I get stopped by Alex (the guy that confessed). "Hey, uhh... (My name) this will probably be awkward, and you may have heard this joke before... But uh, do you wanna hear a joke," Alex asked.

"Uh... Sure," I answered.

"Knock knock," Alex said quickly.

"Who's there," I asked.

"Olive," Alex answered, I knew where this was going and I felt my face heat up.

"... Olive who," I asked.

"Olive you... Welp! I feel awkward now bye," Alex answered then ran off I went to class with a smile.

Like five minutes ago:

"Would you buy a yellow car knowing that people would confuse it for a taxi," Mom asked, I broke down laughing dir some reason.