Things That Only Happen To Me

Xpler the Unusual

Now this chapter will be me making fun of him because he demanded I write this at about 12:30 am, which is my reading/writing time. I was/am kinda pissed. Though most if these facts are true, I will bend the truth slightly to make myself laugh.

Xpler the Unusal is a friend of mine.

He is bisexual.

Emo.

And hate it when I spam:
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In the Discord chat.

Once he almost got his friends killed by insulting a man's skateboard.

Xpler has many fun nicknames like: Onion sucker, Emo Vampire Kitten, Mirajane Strauss, Cute and Harmless, Chloride, and Commander.

Fun fact: We have a friend nicknamed Onion, though the nicknames are completely unrelated, I like yaoi.

This man (Xpler), is one of my friends. Despite all the random information he might find embarrassing and if he does yay me! All testing aside, like many of my guys friends I see him like a Brother that doesn't spray cleaning chemicals into my face.

So, he got his chapter and I made it about me. That's amazing, but seeing as this is pretty much my public diary, it makes sense it's about me.

Check out his YouTube Channeland be sure to subscribe for amazing content! Luna loves you! Bye for now!