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*comes onto the stage* I have something to say....

1.7K READS?!?!? ARE YALL FUCKING SERIOUS!!! OMFG TANK YA-

Bob: *cuts me off* why do you say Tank you

First *looks around the room and behind the chair* did you really just cut me off? Second *sits back in my chair* because I like being different

Antyways! (Yess i said antyways on purpose) Before i was rudely interrupted *glares at Bob for a quick second and looks back at yall* *clears throat* TANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH FOR ALL THESE READS, COMMENTS, VOTES, ILYSFM. I should be updating the epilogue this week just need to edit everything so it would make sense.

Now my reporter Sharon has some other news. *gives Sharon the spotlight* you got Karen! I mean Sharon! *mutters to myself* why do I keep doing this.

Sharon: *clears her throat and stacks her papers* It is confirmed...that Angel is a very lonely person

*cuts in while eating fries* shes not wrong but anyways continue

Sharon: and Angel needs people to talk to.

*cuts in again* I really do *sees her glaring at me and quickly backs away*

Sharon: So as requested from Angel

*about to cut in again*

Bob: *covers my mouth and shakes his head*

Sharon: She wants well not forcefully for her readers to talk to her. It can just be a regular conversation, rp (roleplay), or Angel just being the normal person she is

*burst out laughing* "normal" yeah okay

Sharon: once you get to know her, she is a real smartass

Do you want me to be a dumbass instead?

Sharon: Yup I do

*raises an eyebrow* but wouldn't that just annoy you even more

Sharon: *takes a deep breath* Im gonna give Angel the spotlight back

*gasp dramatically* Im a potato! No one wants to see a potato. But if you insist *sits back in my chair*

Bob: Im tired of her calling herself a potato.

Oh hush *turns back to yall* like my wonderful reporter said I need people to talk to, Im a very lonely person and I want new friends. Plus you'll get to meet your most famous Author in the world *cough cough* me *cough cough*

Soooooo yeah. Anyone else got anything!

Betty(new intern): I have a question

And I might have an answer.

Betty: why do you always say Lord Jesus, like why do you bring Jesus Into it?

Because ya need him..... Next!

*channel crashes*

*channel cuts back on*

I forgot to mention, if anyone wants to be apart of the whole intern, reporter, etc. Just ask! Okay now I think Im done

*channel cuts back off*

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