group chat ; omaha/old magcon

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luna the moon: welcome home party for cameron at my place tomorrow. and DONT invite anyone that's not in this gc.

milky wilky: y not

luna the moon: bc i said so douche

j: god damn

tin can dallas: IM AT THE AIRPORT SOMONE COME PICK ME UP.

luna the moon: i'm at your luggage collection area thingy

tin can dallas: oh

tin can dallas: never mind🏃🏽🏃🏽

the princess: dumb shit 😂

tin can dallas: hey

luna the moon: just hurry up n get here so i can kiss u

stassiebaby: AWH DAMNIT CAMERON JUST GO SEE UR GF ALREADY 😭💞

g: YEAH U DUMB SHT

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j: how are the lovebirds now that they're reunited? 💞

the princess: i bet they're nesting 😉👉🏽👌🏽

stassiebaby: or throwing the dog a bone if u got me. 👀💦🍆

blue eyes: ok what the actual fuck did i just read.

haas: those are the most twisted ways to say they're fucking

luna the moon: we're not by the way, not that it's any of ur business.

g: why the fuck aren't u two boning? 🤷🏼‍♂️u've been away from each other for over two months.

luna the moon: it's not that i don't want to, but the fucking meat stick fell asleep in the car.

canadian syrup:"the fucking meat stick"

luna the moon: yeah i tried to wake him up & he won't. but i'm a weak bitch who can barely open her own water bottle so like i can't lift him.

j: then wait, he's in the car by himself asleep

aaron the carpet: #relationshipgoals

luna the moon: no i'm in my jeep w him but like he won't wake up, i held a mirror under his nose and he's breathing but "the fucking meat stick" won't wake up

papi: this is like an episode from shameless or some shit

luna the moon: honestly how my life is

luna the moon: SHIT U GUYS.

luna the moon: i dropped my phone on his nose.

luna the moon: he woke up.

luna the moon: man, i should have done that a long time ago.

j: r u saying u should have caused ur bf pain a long time ago?

milky wilky: holy 🐄 she is

the princess: one time i threw a glass cup at j's neck

j: yeah DON SO THAT TO ANYONE EVER. i could like barely breathe for five minutes