blue eyes: please tell me i'm not the only one whose head feels like it's gonna fall off
papi: ur not, luna had a bunch of alcohol for or having any weed
tin can dallas: i had so much fun tho guys !!
blue eyes: no me too. i'm just puking right now
j: my princess is snuggled under my arm right now and if we weren't shitfaced last night i'd b scared she was pregnant with how much she puked this morning
mads: she can't be pregnant, lmao. her, luna, n i's periods r synced
the princess: yah. so u boys can't complain until u have a headache, ur puking, bleeding v casually, and have cramps
g: man it must suck to b a girl sometimes
stassiebaby: no it's great! we have tits at our disposal n when we're bored we just lie in bed and casually cup them
mads: yeah n we use our periods to get out of things (or get things)
the princess: n if there's a guy we think is annoying, we just start talking about bleeding out of our v n they leave
j: man what a life
tin can dallas: luna just makes me buy her tampons bc she wants to see a picture of me holding tampons somewhere on the internet
mads: ME TOO OMG IM GONNA TIP OFF THE PAPS SOMEDAY
tin can dallas: and then i bring them to her n she just yells at me for buying the wrong ones
the princess: what ones did u buy her?
tin can dallas: super plus
stassiebaby: LMFAOOOOO
stassiebaby: that bitch is a legitimate stick n is two feet tall, if she bleeds more than me, i'm shocked
the princess: CAM!! ::: trust me from years n years of knowing her; just buy the ones that say light. ok
tin can dallas: okk
g: IM TAKING NOTES MADS
j: me 2
the princess: AYEO
mads: LUV YA BB
j: ;)
blue eyes: wait where is luna?
tin can dallas: she's w her lil sister.
luna the moon: my dad dropped her off at seven this morning. :# so that's why i barely drank las night.
the princess: SEND A PICTURE OF THE MUNCHKIN
luna the moon: OKK :
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luna the moon: they're coming to pick her up at seven.
tin can dallas: can i please come meet her n then ur stepmom n dad after?
luna the moon: uuuuggghhhhhhh. u can meet HER. i'll text u when we get home
