Voltron x Reader : One Shots (requests are closed sorry)

Puns (Lance x reader)

I'm sorry if this is kind of cringeworthy. The puns are not the best, but I couldn't resist!😅
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          Team Voltron valued you quite a lot, you helped around the castle, helped cook and fix things and also you were a good addition to their family. You were always making jokes and puns, usually half the members would applaud your creativity and humor, the others would sigh in frustration. But a small smile on their face nonetheless.

You smiled as you headed down to the dining hall for dinner. You were really hungry, you had been training with Keith most of the day. Although he kicked you out after he asked what weapon you would be using and you replied with "I'm not sure, let me mullet over." A smile still graced your lips as you entered the large dining hall. You took your place in between Keith and Hunk as the food was being placed on the table. During dinner you started to talk about your day. Hunk passed you a plate of sliced meat asking if you wanted any "Hunk, don't you remember? I'm vegan."
"What? Since when?" He asked, unaware of your fake diet change.
You smirked "Since a while ago, and I do admit it was a missed steak." He stared at you, blank faced. Then his face suddenly lit up when he got the joke.
"Ooh! I get it! That's a good one (Y/N)! Hey guys listen to the joke (Y/N) just told me." As he told your joke, those around the table smiled and shook their head at your antics and humor. Well, everyone except Lance.
"Pfft. (Y/N) I've told better jokes than that!" Lance boasted.
"Oh really?!" You tested.
"Yeah, I challenge you! First one to make the other cry with laughter is the winner. And the loser has to do a favor for the winner!" Lance challenged.
"Accepted." You said, taking a small container of mints from your pants pocket. "However, I don't find any purpose in this arguMINT." You said, opening the mint container to Lance, smirking.
Around the table you heard chuckles of laughter.

After dinner, you both were walking down the halls, you going to your room and him going to see his blue lion. The lions were on the way to your room so the two of you often walked together.
"Hey, shouldn't we sleepover in one of our rooms? I mean, one of us could look up puns while the other isn't there, giving them an unfair advantage." Lance said, peering over to you.
"Well, normally I wouldn't let you anywhere near me when I slept, but if it's for the puns, I'll do it! Come to my room once you get your stuff!"
"Whoo! Alright!" He said approaching the spot where the lions were kept.
"Make sure you bring your sleeping mat because I'm not sharing my bed!" You yelled to Lance.
"Aww, why?" Lance pouted.
You looked at him and pointed to his lion. "Hey, don't be so blue!"
"You just wait, until tonight! This sharpshooter is going to scope out your whole pun game, you'll be crying with laughter. Guaranteed!" Lance remarked, quite proud of his pun.
"Wow, you missed the mark with that one, buddy." You counteracted with your own pun.
Lance's eyes widened and he tried to suppress his chuckles. With that, both of you turned around and conspired of jokes and puns for the night ahead.

While in your room, you changed into your pajamas and awaited your sleepover buddy. Finally the door to your room swooshed open to reveal Lance with his pillow, sleeping mat and a few blankets. He was also holding a grocery bag that you were quite intrigued in. Since Lance was known throughout the team for his legendary snack hoard, this should be good! "Heloooo." He sang as he entered the room.
"What have you got there?" You asked, highly interested in the contents of the bag.
"Oh this?" Lance said pretending to be clueless "I have yet another proposition for you, my fine (Y/N)! Whoever falls asleep first, automatically looses. And I brought some energizing snacks." He let the mountain of junk food tumble out of the grocery bag. Your eyes widened.
"Accepted, my friend." You said as seriously as you could muster.
"Ooh! Let's watch a movie!"
You grabbed your laptop and set it on the bed in front of you, then you patted the spot next to you signaling Lance to come sit.
"Are we going to watch a romance movie, (Y/N)?" Lance asked, wiggling his eyebrows.
"I'm thinking superhero." You said, pulling up your favorite superhero movie.
You pressed play and put your back on the wall and your side against Lance.
As the movie started to play, there was a part that mentioned a creature in space.
"You know, I wanted to be an astronaut when I was little." You said, peeking over at Lance.
"Well, I always wanted to be a pilot, look at me now. You still have time to chase your dream. You are living in outer space already, maybe you are an astronaut now!"
You shook your head "Nah, they told me the sky was the limit."
Lance looked at you with shame. "And I was giving you a motivational speech and everything." He pouted.
"Oh, it's okay, thanks for the speech."
After a few minuets of silence Lance decided to speak.
"Have you heard about the man who got his spine removed? Nothing is holding him back anymore." He smirked at you and continued. "Pidge always says, 'if it wasn't for physics, I'd be unstoppable.'" You let out a laugh at that one.
"That was one of the only jokes Pidge has told me, and I still don't understand." Lance said.
"Oh sharpshooter, at least your looks hit the target."
"Ohh, thank you." Lance replied blushing.
"I'll be right back, I have something for you." He said. You watched him leave the room and return a minutes later with both hands behind his back. "Close your eyes." He instructed.
You closed them and felt something being placed in your lap. You hesitantly opened your eyes. There, in your lap was a pineapple. You looked at Lance, tilting your head with confusion. Lance took a step back and made two little finger guns pointing at you. "Because baby, you're a fineapple." Lance said winking. At that point you were laughing harder than you have in weeks.
"Lance!! Lance, you're amazing." You could only get a few words out at a time because of your laughter. "It's not even that good, just the fact that you brought a PINEAPPLE. Where did you even get it?! All we have is space goo?!" You and Lance were a crying mess on the floor. You two continued to laugh for most of the night until you crashed.
In the morning, the two of you skipped into the dining hall to see everyone looking half- dead. "Whoa, what's up with you guys?" Lance asked the team. A very sleep deprived Shiro rotated and looked at you two.
"You two were laughing pretty loud. So loud none of us could sleep. Made quite the ruckus." You could tell everyone was pissed. All of you spent the rest of the day matching up on missed sleep.