Voltron x Reader : One Shots (requests are closed sorry)

Pranks (Lance x reader)

You and Lance had been dating for the past few months, you were as happy as you've ever been. He was super sweet to you and you two had several inside jokes and even a secret handshake. You loved being in love with your best friend.

One lazy afternoon you and Lance were sharing a bag of chips and drinking soda while chatting. After ten minuets, a burp slipped out of your mouth. You covered your mouth in embarrassment and blushed.
"Hah, that one was weak. It was small compared to my burps." Lance said, smiling over at you.
"Do I sense a challenge?" You smirked.
"Hmm, yes. Yes you do." After that you both took turns judging each other's burps.
After a minute you were so involved in the contest you didn't hear the sliming door open. In walked Keith just in time to see Lance release a huge belch. Keith's face scrunched.
"Lance! Where are your manners! That's gross, and in the presence of a girl nonetheless." Keith reprimanded Lance.
You halted Keith's small rant. "Don't yell at my boyfriend. I'm not ladylike, you should know that about me. We were actually doing a burping competition." You smiled. "You're probably just jealous."
Keith looked at the both of you and shook his head. "You guys are strange." Keith said then exited.
Lance took your hand. "You were totally hot back there! He'll pay for calling us strange." Lance said with a smirk forming.
"Ooh! A prank?" You questioned.
"I like the way you think, (Y/N)!" Lance smiled and gave you a sweet kiss, then you two started to put together a prank to mess with Keith.

First Lance had you download a sound effect app on your phone. Next, you waited for Keith to leave the training deck. While waiting for him to exit, Lance briefed you on the plan he came up with. The two of you then waited for the sound of the doors to open before you made your move. First, Lance got his attention. "Hey Keith, I got something to tell you." Lance said, stopping Keith in the hall.
"What is it." Keith asked, wanting to leave.
"You should've called (Y/N) and I strange!" Lance looked over Keith's shoulder and winked at you as your signal. You brought your phone up to the base of Keith's head and turned on the shaver sound effect. Then you 'shaved' the bottom of his head, the precious mullet part of his hair. Just for effect you dropped a couple of black hair pieces from a wig onto the floor. Keith spun around at top speed to face you. You saw your life flash in front of your eyes when you saw the look of pure anger on his face. Lance grabbed your hand and you bolted down the hall together, trying to suppress your untamable laughter. Keith followed you two to the kitchen where Hunk was.
"Hunk! Don't tell Keith where we are!" You guys said climbing into one of the large Altean cabinets. You and Lance held hands in the dark of the cabinet. Eventually you heard loud footsteps followed by Keith's angry voice.
"Hunk! Where are they? Did they pass through here? If you know tell me." Keith sounded like a rabies infected animal. You were sure that Hunk was scared, you would be too. Before Hunk could respond you heard Shiro.
"Keith! Calm down. Why are you yelling?"
"(Y/N) cut my hair!" Keith yelled.
Lance jumped from the cabinet. "Don't just blame (Y/N), I was in on it too." Lance announced in a mocking tone. You sneaked out from the cabinet as well.
"Everyone calm down. Keith, your hair isn't even cut." Shiro told Keith.
His hand flew to his hair. "What! I swear it was!" He looked at you.
"It was a wig." You and Lance giggled as Keith tried to calm down.

The next day you and Lance were watching a movie in one of the entertainment rooms along with Pidge. You were showing them the cinematic masterpiece known as 'Shrek'. "I wan to be that guy for Halloween." Lance said.
"Babe, don't you dare."
"Hey, you can be my Fiona." Lance replied, wiggling his eyebrows. "And Pidge can be Donkey."
"Lance so help me, you better be joking." Pidge said as you and them glared at him.
About halfway into the movie, you heard Pidge scream. "What the f*cking hell!"
"That's what you get for pranking me!" Keith's voice announced.
You turned the lights on to find Pidge covered in water and Keith standing behind their section of the couch with a empty water container. He gasped.
"Pidge! I'm so sorry, I thought you were Lance and (Y/N). I-"
Pidge put their hand up signaling for Keith to hush. "No more pranks! I mean it. All of you. I don't need to be caught in your crossfire again." Pidge hissed as they exited the room.
I looked at Lance and Keith. "Let's stop this little prank war, okay? It'll just end badly for everyone."

That night the whole team gathered in the dining room for dinner. That night it was spaghetti, you sat yourself down next to Hunk and Lance, holding Lance's hand underneath the table like you always did. You guys considered it as your little thing.
As you each got your portion, Keith placed sauce on each person's pasta. Before you began to eat, Lance suggested that you recreate the scene in 'Lady and the Tramp' with him, to which you politely declined. The team began to dig in and chat. You twirled your fork around the pasta and put some into your mouth. Immediately your mouth felt like it was on fire. "Oh quiznak! What is in this stuff!" You cursed, standing up from the table. Lance did the same.
"Why is it so spicy!?" Lance said as you both fanned your mouths and gulped down water.
"Haha! This is my final payback." Keith said. "I put a little Altean devil pepper in your sauces." He said pridefully.
"Water makes it worse!" You screamed, tears welling up in your eyes from the intense heat. "Suffer with us, mullet head!" You screamed as you shoved a large forkful of the spaghetti into Keith's mouth.
By the end of the night you, Lance and Keith had to be cared for by Allura and Coran. You had already sweat through two lares of clothing. And you could see Keith in a sweat as well. "Your overly shiny forehead is music to my eyes!" You yelled toward Keith.
"That doesn't even make sense!" He complained.
"It does to us, because we're strange!" Lance and you cheered in your delirious states.