05 || She called me daddy

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DaddyMalik👅💦 has started a group chat with ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 and BigDaddy😎

DaddyMalik👅💦 : she called me daddy

DaddyMalik👅💦 : SHE CALLED ME DADDY GUYS

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : what?

BigDaddy😎 : who?

DaddyMalik👅💦 : LIAM PAYNE

BigDaddy😎 : I thought she blocked you?

DaddyMalik👅💦 : well she did

DaddyMalik👅💦 : but she unblocked me again

DaddyMalik👅💦 : wait, I never even told you about it, Don ._.

BigDaddy😎 : ik, toni texted me 😏

DaddyMalik👅💦 : TONI

DaddyMalik👅💦 : IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BETWEEN US BROTHERS

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : whoops 👀

DaddyMalik👅💦 : some brother you are 😒

DaddyMalik👅💦 : I'm never going to tell you anything

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : yeah, that's a promise you'll never keep

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : and fyi, you never said anything about that it should stay between us, idiot

DaddyMalik👅💦 : fuck you🖕🏼

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : god, you are so immature

DaddyMalik👅💦 : if I see your face again, I'll make sure to smash it against the price display in the hallway

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : and if you'll do that, I'll make sure to expose your secret porn stash to Liam

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : let's see if she's into some lesbian scissoring

BigDaddy😎 : oh snap 😳

DaddyMalik👅💦 : I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU IF YOU DO THAT🔪

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : yeah okay, if you say so 🙄

BigDaddy😎 : you two always seem to amuse me

BigDaddy😎 : Malik brothers back at each other again

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : shut up Don🙂

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : and why tf do you two call yourselves daddy? CHANGE YOUR STUPID NAMES WEIRDOS

DaddyMalik👅💦 : we get called daddy, you don't, don't have to get all jelly about it 🌚

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : I get called daddy a lot 😤

BigDaddy😎 : by who? You don't even have sex with Niall bc you wanna be a "gentleman" bleh

DaddyMalik👅💦 : if you show a girl who's boss, then you'll get called daddy

DaddyMalik👅💦 : but since you're a sensitive fuck, I guess that ain't the case

BigDaddy😎 : sadly, we can't change that 😁

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : I have a big hate towards the both of you two right now

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : I just want to punch something

BigDaddy😎 : why don't you just use that fist on Niall, if you know what I mean 😏

BigDaddy😎 : I defo know that Louis likes it 😌

DaddyMalik👅💦 : Donny, you sly motherfucker 👀

BigDaddy😎 : don't call me that 😶

DaddyMalik👅💦 : I can call you whatever I want, Donny

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : I seriously wish I wasn't related nor friends with the both of you shit heads

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