Texting Love || ziam au✔️

24 || Facts #

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : so

BigDaddy😎 : Zayn, my man

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : my bro

DaddyMalik👅💦 : what do you guys want?

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : is there something you want to tell us?

BigDaddy😎 : something rather important?

DaddyMalik👅💦 : uh nope

DaddyMalik👅💦 : there's nothing important I have to tell you two losers

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : are you sure?

DaddyMalik👅💦 : yeah, I'm pretty sure

BigDaddy😎 : are you really sure? Like 100% sure?

DaddyMalik👅💦 : yes shithead

DaddyMalik👅💦 : now stop annoying me.

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : WHY WON'T YOU JUST TELL US THAT YOU DROPPED THE DAMN L-BOMB ON LIAM?!

BigDaddy😎 : WHAT TONI SAID

DaddyMalik👅💦 : I knew the girls would tell you eventually

DaddyMalik👅💦 : and it's bc I didn't want Don to feel bad about himself

BigDaddy😎 : what's that supposed to mean? :(

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : you really got more game than Don has zee, damn

DaddyMalik👅💦 : thank you lil man😌

BigDaddy😎 : hey!

BigDaddy😎 : I have game 😒

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : if you had game

DaddyMalik👅💦 : you would've told Louis already how you felt and asked her to be your girlfriend

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : Zayn at least had the guts to ask Liam to be his girlfriend right after the third time they've slept together

BigDaddy😎 : I'm still waiting for the perfect moment

DaddyMalik👅💦 : okay let Toni and me tell you facts about your so called 'perfect' moment you've been telling us for over two and a half months now and still haven't done anything because it's wasn't the "right" moment

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : fact #1

DaddyMalik👅💦 : you've been having sex with the same girl for almost a whole year but still never asked her out on a proper date even tho you had so many chances

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : fact #2

DaddyMalik👅💦 : you developed feelings for her, but are too much of a wuss to even confess to her and there were so many perfect moments mate while I already did it after two and a half months. Huh, guess I do have more game than you do Benjamin

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : and last, but definitely not least, fact #3

DaddyMalik👅💦 : you are a total douchebag and dickhead for being such a damn pussy when you and Louis are fucking perfect for each other

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : make a damn move you idiot

BigDaddy😎 : ...

BigDaddy😎 : but she's so perfect...

DaddyMalik👅💦 : and that's why you have to claim her officially as yours

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : before a better looking guy comes around and steals her away because you were a pussy this whole time

BigDaddy😎 : okay

BigDaddy😎 : I'll talk to her

BigDaddy😎 : I'll do it

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : good now go get her Donny!

BigDaddy😎 : you gotta stop calling me that wtf

DaddyMalik👅💦 : it will never get old pal 😚 now go get her tiger!

5 minutes later...

DaddyMalik👅💦 : so Toni

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : yeah Zayn?

DaddyMalik👅💦 : a little birdy has tweeted me that Niall finally calls you daddy? 😏

ArtsyBoy🤓🖌 : fucking hell these girls just can't keep their mouths shut 😫😤