Max's P.O.V.
Monday
M.G.D: Are you even tired?
Okay, so it's like three a.m, Sunday night. Well, basically Monday morning, but who cares, right? Anyway, so I felt tired all day long, and then at eleven when I climbed into bed, I felt wide wake. So I decided to bother Chance, Tyler, Clarence and Val. But the others were all to wimpy saying 'oh, i'm to tired', blah blah blah. So it's just me and Val talking. Well texting.
I roll my eyes as I type in my response.
Me: For the tenth time, no.
Me: I'm wide awake.
M.G.D: I'm getting a bit tired.
Me: Then go to bed.
M.G.D: But then who will bother you?
I silently laugh as I quickly send a text to him.
Me: My stuffed frog.
Me: His names Toadstool.
Me: So original, I know.
M.G.D: You're replacing me with a stuffed animal?
M.G.D: How dare you!
M.G.D: And I thought we were friends.
Me: What was that?
Me: Did I hear the word, friend?
Me: *gasps* I thought we were best friends!
M.G.D: *rolls eyes* Sure, lets go with that.
Me: Your the one who always corrects me!
M.G.D: Sure, sure.
Me: I just changed your contact name again.
Not My Bestfriend: Oh no.
Not My Bestfriend: Do I even want to know?
Me: That depends.
Me: Do you?
Not My Bestfriend: Yeah, kinda.
Me: To bad.
Me: I ain't telling you.
Not My Bestfriend: Jerk.
Me: Idiot.
Not My Bestfriend: Psychopath.
Me: Moldy piece of celery.
Not My Bestfriend: Pickle covered in Mayonnaise.
Me: Red olive covered in honey.
Not My Bestfriend: Broccoli covered pizza, with ketchup.
Me: You banana dipped in mustard, baked into mac & cheese, made with moldy cheese!
Not My Besfriend: How dare you bring mac & cheese into this!
Not My Bestfriend: You are a disgrace to me, you know that?
Me: Sure I am.
Not My Bestfriend: You burnt egg, with salty ass relish, dipped into melted butter, with moldy, bitter strawberries.
How dare he bring my strawberries into this argument! I did nothing to him! Okay, that's a lie. I disgraced his mac & cheese. But lets get things straight. Strawberries are ten times better then mac & cheese. I sigh, knowing that I don't really have a clever or weirder comeback, so I groan as I type the only thing that pops into my mind.
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My New Highschool Gang Full of Bad Boys
RandomUNDER HEAVY HEAVY EDITING!!!! Warning! This is my first book! And in the beginning, it didn't really have a plot to it, but over the chapters, the plot is more clear. So, read at your own risk! Max Beverly is a new student at Blue Lake High School...
