"TIMMY ARE YOU IN THERE?!"
*kicks trash can*
*finds a cup of Starbucks coffee*
"Look! My lucks beginning to turn!"
*drinks from coffee cup*
*spits out coffee*
"WHO THE FUCK PUTS SOY IN THEIR COFFEE?!"
-Cathy the Mom
YOU ARE READING
A book full of offensive, sarcastic and funny bullshit.
#brandon
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#funny
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#youtuber
"TIMMY ARE YOU IN THERE?!"
*kicks trash can*
*finds a cup of Starbucks coffee*
"Look! My lucks beginning to turn!"
*drinks from coffee cup*
*spits out coffee*
"WHO THE FUCK PUTS SOY IN THEIR COFFEE?!"
-Cathy the Mom