Helen: I drink to forget but I always remember.
Sam: *le runs by Helen*
Helen: No running you piece of shit.
Sam: I'll run as much as I want. Running is the best way to clear last night's bad choices. I had cheese cake!
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Helen: I drink to forget but I always remember.
Sam: *le runs by Helen*
Helen: No running you piece of shit.
Sam: I'll run as much as I want. Running is the best way to clear last night's bad choices. I had cheese cake!