"The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and the grass is swaying in the wind. What a beautiful day to be outside and at the spring fling."
"True, all true."
"Now where are you, you little demon?"
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One mis-dial
A couple of jokes
Two peop...
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Ring, ring
"Hola, amiga."
"Are you taking Spanish in school or something, since you keep greeting me with 'hola'?"
"Well, I've learned that if you want to hold conversations in my household, you need to speak Spanish, and since I learned it before I learned English, I don't have to take it in school."
"Oh, I'm so sorry. I just assume things. I'm so stupid."
"I doubt you're actually stupid. And what did we say about saying sorry?"
"To not say sorry?"
"Bingo. Now, can you tell me a joke?"
"Sure. Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"To get to the other side?"
"No, so it could go to the idiot's house. You know what, never mind. Let me try again. Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"THE CHICKEN!"
"..."
"Do you get it? Because you're laughing awfully hard."
"That was so bad that it was funny. I've got to go, but I want a whole truckload of jokes the next time you call."
"Who says I'll call?"
"I'm just hoping that you will."
Beeeeep
"Well, alrighty then. Time for me to go look up different jokes on the internet."
