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"Hey, I'm not one for jokes, but I'll tell you one everyday if that's what it takes for you to talk to me again."
"What happened when an Italian chef died?"
"He pasta way."
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Short Story"The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and the grass is swaying in the wind. What a beautiful day to be outside and at the spring fling." "True, all true." "Now where are you, you little demon?" ******** One mis-dial A couple of jokes Two peop...
