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Ring, ring
"Please, please please please please, PLEASE tell me your name."
"Only if you tell me a joke..."
"Do you do everything in return for a joke?"
"Yep. Now chop chop."
"Fine, fine. What is the highest building in your city?"
"Um, one of the business buildings?"
"No, the library, because it has the most stories."
"I hate you."
"Too bad. Now tell me your name."
"Pepe Le Pew."
"I FREAKING HATE YOU!! UGH!"
Beeeeep
"I feel no ounce of shame. None."
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Outcasts
Short Story"The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and the grass is swaying in the wind. What a beautiful day to be outside and at the spring fling." "True, all true." "Now where are you, you little demon?" ******** One mis-dial A couple of jokes Two peop...
