"The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and the grass is swaying in the wind. What a beautiful day to be outside and at the spring fling."
"True, all true."
"Now where are you, you little demon?"
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One mis-dial
A couple of jokes
Two peop...
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Ring, ring
"Dad?"
"Wait, what? Gemma, you actually called me? You, the girl who doesn't even talk to me at school functions, called me? Oh wow, I have to cherish this moment."
"Dad, I need you to shut up for a moment."
"That's not a way to talk to you father!"
"Whoops, sorry. Now where are you?"
"Is something wrong? Because if it's a guy, I'll kick his ass for you."
"No, dad, it isn't that. I just need to know where you are."
"Um, I think we're right by the bouncy house."
"You think."
"Yeah..."
"There are at least ten bouncy houses here!"
"If it helps you, it's shaped as a dinosaur. Your mom wouldn't let me get in it."
"Shit!"
"Language."
"That's on the complete opposite side of the field!"
"Yeah, I know what you're saying. The field is so big that it makes it hard to get to each activity, but at least we can fit more things now."
