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Ring, ring

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Ring, ring

"Wanna tell me a joke?"

"No."

"Well, too bad. You're going to tell me a joke."

"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"

"Why?"

"Because he neverlands."

"..."

"Ohmygosh, you're actually laughing again! I'M AN AMERICAN HERO!"

"Calm yourself down, women. Can't a person laugh in peace?"

"Nope. But I sure am glad that you're back to normal."

"What do you mean by that? Do you actually like my regular personality? Aw, that's so cute!"

"Shut up."

Beeeeep

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